What is the difference
between these two?

One you can’t get a
passport with and the other lets you sit in the oval office!
Guess which is which?
The information collected
for the Texas Birth Abstract is identical to what is found on Obama’s
Hawaiian COLB.

Now read what the US State
Department said about short form birth
certificates.
I am reminded of that
candy commercial, sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you don’t.
Or more to the point as
Mr. Spock said, “In an insane world, the sane must seem insane.”